![]() No Way Peter McCallister Stays in That Kind of Hotel Home Alone 2: Lost in New York I can get behind most of Kevin’s feats, but this one is absurd. During that time he took that clown out of the packaging, inflated it, rigged it up with strings, and basically became a very impressive puppeteer. As Tim Curry opens the door, Kevin has maybe 90 seconds before Curry enters the bathroom. I know Kevin impressed us all when he simulated a house party in Home Alone using a train set and a Michael Jordan cardboard cutout, but was just ridiculous. ![]() I would have sued the Plaza Hotel so hard. What exactly was he going to do if Kevin was in there alone? Kevin’s dad could still be at work, but there’s no excuse you can give for being a grown man who just creeped into a child’s room at night. What Was Tim Curry’s Plan When Sneaking Into Kevin’s Suite? Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorkįor some reason Curry’s character has a huge vendetta against Kevin, which cumulates to this moment where he sneaks into Kevin’s suite in the middle of the night. I’m assuming his next run would be with The Moist Bandits or maybe The Fingering Boys. That sounds like the backup singers at a D’Angelo concert. This time around, he wants to be known as The Sticky Bandits. On the first Home Alone he insists that they be called The Wet Bandits. They were in prison in Chicago for nine months, broke out of jail, hid in the back of a fish truck all the way to New York in order to rob a toy store and then fly off to an island where no one would ever find them. That makes sense, right? It does, until you really think about how ludicrous it really is. So Marv and Harry have broken out of prison and they’re looking for a big score. I’m sorry that your parents allow you to behave like an animal. He gets to say “I’m sorry, Kevin.” and all is forgiven? No Buzz, I’m sorry. How on earth did Buzz not get grounded for months for this? First of all, did the crowd really erupt with laughter as Buzz pretended to play the drums on Kevin’s head with fake candles? Buzz not only ruined the entire production, but he humiliated his brother during his solo. I know Uncle Frank is a creepy guy, but bragging about your penis size to a child is over the line. He explains to them that he can’t because Uncle Frank said if he sees him naked, he’ll grow up never feeling like a real man. ![]() Kevin is told by his parents to go get his tie out of the bathroom. I understand why I didn’t get this joke as a kid, but this was just weird. Uncle Frank Suggests That His Penis is Huge to Kevin. Here are 15 things that always bothered me in Home Alone 2. Yes, my love is strong, but that doesn’t blind me to some of the weird and bizarre things that happened during the movie. While no movie is perfect, the first two (and only two, in my world) Home Alone movies are as close as they come.
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